The Masturbeta Clothing Collection is the official uniform for men who have fully accepted that they are walking red flags wrapped in emotional support energy. These pieces proudly broadcast your natural gifts. overthinking, apologizing for things nobody noticed and folding in half emotionally any time someone raises their voice. Every shirt, hoodie and print is engineered to enhance your beta aura and let the world know you are built for gentle cuddles, enthusiastic consent and immediately catching feelings for anyone who smiles at you. Wear Masturbeta when you want to look like a man who will absolutely climax too fast then send a long text about how he hopes you are not mad. It is fashion for the modern beta who knows he is not alpha material and is honestly relieved about it.