This shirt is pure poetry for men whose fight or flight response is replaced by something far less helpful. It proudly announces to the world that you are not built for confrontation and that even mild bullying might unlock some deeply unfortunate instincts. Wear this masterpiece when you want everyone to know you are fragile, flustered and weirdly enthusiastic about being told what to do. Perfect for beta kings, soft subby legends and any man who has ever nervously giggled during an argument. This tee delivers maximum chaotic energy and instantly tells people exactly what kind of problem you are.