This shirt is for anyone who remembers the D.A.R.E. program a little too well and decided to lean into the chaos anyway. The “D.A.R.E. Me To Do Drugs” tee flips every childhood assembly on its head and turns it into pure unhinged nostalgia. It’s bold, it’s stupid in the best possible way, and it’s guaranteed to make at least one former health teacher cry. Wear it to parties, festivals, or anywhere people appreciate dark humor and bad influences. A perfect fit for anyone who passed the class… but not the vibe check.