This shirt is the ultimate Christmas confession for anyone who brings absolutely zero self control into the holiday season. Sleigh bells are not the only thing ringing and Santa is not the only one making a dramatic entrance. Wear this festive disasterpiece to your ugly sweater party, your in-laws house or anywhere you want to guarantee at least one person spits out their eggnog. The design is merry, bright and only slightly inappropriate which means it is perfect for the beta king who blushes easily but still wants everyone to know he has holiday spirit and questionable timing. A true Christmas classic for the man who cannot even make it through December without oversharing.