SOFTBOY STAMINA PILLS™ - For When Your Heart Lasts Longer Than You Do

Introducing the only supplement designed for men who say “I’m not like other guys” and actually mean it because they’re already crying by track three of a Phoebe Bridgers album.

Softboys don’t chase women, they chase emotional intimacy.

Softboys don’t flex muscles, they flex their avoidant attachment styles.

Softboys don’t ghost, they send long paragraphs about why they might ghost.

SOFTBOY STAMINA PILLS™ help you go the extra mile… emotionally.

Pop two and unlock:

💖 +50% cuddle duration

💖 Extended-release vulnerability (cry safely for up to 6 hours)

💖 Boosted cardigan pheromones

💖 Ability to say “we don’t have to do anything” and actually mean it

Side effects may include:

• Overusing the phrase “I value your energy”
• 17-minute voice notes about childhood trauma
• Kissing gently like a Victorian poet
• Writing her a playlist instead of making a move

SOFTBOY STAMINA PILLS™... For when you can’t go all night, but you can process your emotions afterwards.