This shirt is for the man who knows exactly who he is. A simple creature with simple needs. Crispy chicken tendies and a strong woman who can hoist his entire emotional support body into the air like he is about to be buckled into a stroller. Wear this masterpiece when you want to announce to the world that romance is real and it involves being picked up under the armpits. Perfect for beta kings, softboys in training and anyone who dreams of being carried away from their responsibilities like a tired preschooler leaving Target. This tee delivers peak Masturbeta energy and proudly tells everyone around you that love tastes like tendies and feels like being held at eye level with a juice box.